I sit down to enjoy a movie, the theatre is almost empty, and some idiot chooses to sit right behind me. And of course it’s one of those nuts that laughs their head off at the mildest things. Another thing is when there’s a group of girls who are always laughing and chatting it up. I thought this kind of thing wasn’t allowed! And you also have the chewers, those people who eat louder than an airhorn blows. Crunch, munch, smack, gulp. Aagh! Another thing I hate is that they keep the theatre auditoriums so cold that I almost want to run around in the lobby and come back. So what if I miss a minute… or five… at least I’d be warm. Lastly, not only is theatre food entirely overpriced, but if you buy popcorn, it is so salty that you almost have to get a drink. And they won’t let you bring in your own stuff. What a scam! It’s not even good quality food! This can all be solved easily: One, more enforced restrictions on loud, disruptive sounds. Two, use an air conditioning system, and if more people pack the theatre, giving off more body heat, turn the temperature down. Third, lower food prices, you’ll sell more, it’ll make business better!