People Who Are Convinced They’re “Special”
I have a friend who thinks she’s half god because of a quiz she took in a magazine, and now at lunch she steals away all of my other friends to help her “train for the evil forces that are coming to get her”. She thinks Zeus is her dad and her dad is her unknown uncle. If she was a god she would need to train a lot more, because she’s about 30 lbs. and 3′6″.