Irrelevant Wind
Every day I spend most of the morning putting on makeup and fixing my hair so every single strand looks perfect. Then I go to school, and as I’m about to walk past the guy I adore, the wind just has to wreck my hair completely, exactly at that moment.
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Just perfectly arrange each hair so that when the wind hits you, it arranges the way you want it to be.
Your use of the word “irrelevant†seems irrelevant to the rest of the post.
Possible solutions:
1. Shave head.
2. Wear hat.
3. Talk to guy.
(Tip: He’s probably never noticed the effort you’ve put into your hair anyway.)