People Who Have Just Discovered the Internet
Working at my school radio station, I get a lot of requests for songs. Unfortunately, 60% of these requests are either Rick Astley, Tay Zonday or that keyboard cat song.
Look, I am very pleased that you just installed a fantastic new connection. I hope you’re enjoying your unlimited downloads and quick browsing speeds. But I can assure you that the Internet ran out of anything that was vaguely funny several years ago.
People have moved on from Rickrolling. Nobody cares about Chocolate Rain. And seriously, keyboard cat isn’t actually playing the keyboard. Try to keep up.
And one last note: the cake is most certainly not a lie. Play the game yourself. There’s quite clearly a cake at the end of the game.