I know he’s not a thing, he’s more of an entity… at least in his own mind he is. First there was “George Bush hates Black People.” Then there were the ridiculous glasses, among other things, and then—and this is where I decided that beyond a doubt I hate him—there were the 2009 VMAs. Where he stole the mic and the stage from Taylor Swift as she accepted her award for best female video and said “Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!” He is pompous. Just stop already. You’re annoying.