Things That I Hate

Chuck Norris

I understand that the kids today love irony and also anything from the ’80s, but Chuck Norris is an insane right wing Republican teabagger. That means he is opposed to universal health care, gay marriage and the legalization of marijuana. How is that cool or ironic? That being said he is also a terrible actor (see Walker, Texas Ranger) and a sub-par martial artist. If hipsters and teenagers need to latch onto some moronic icon from a decade they were not even alive during then please, for the love of god, worship Mr. T.

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