I was with one of the hottest guys at my school and we started flirting and it was all going perfectly. But then, of course, I feel a fart coming on, so I tighten up so it won’t come out. Unfortunately, he sees me tighten up and asks if I’m okay. I didn’t know what to say, so I said I was fine and I just had a cramp in my leg so I couldn’t walk. Being the heroic guy he is, he picked me up to take me to my next class, but then the dreaded fart came out…. He hasn’t talked to me since.