Ridiculously Lazy Fat People with Stupid Excuses
No, I will not get the phone when it’s a foot away from you and I’m across the room, getting ready to go to sleep because I’m exhausted and sick. I don’t care if your stomach muscles aren't strong enough, and that you get winded just from standing. Maybe you should do something about that diet you’re supposedly on? I didn’t know that a gallon of ice cream a day was healthy, but then again, I also didn’t know that exercise makes you tired and hurt.