When Somebody Likes You but Wonâ€™t Ask You Out
I absolutely hate it when someone likes you for five years straight and when you finally like them, theyâ€™re too nervous to ask you out! I mean, come on! Youâ€™ve been obsessed with me and right when I like you back, you try to avoid me. Even though you think youâ€™re just gonna make a fool of yourself, you wonâ€™t! I like you more and more each day and Iâ€™m probably gonna make a bigger fool out of myself than you are! So calm your balls, get up the courage to ask me out, and then we can live happily ever after!