When Somebody Likes You but Won’t Ask You Out
I absolutely hate it when someone likes you for five years straight and when you finally like them, they’re too nervous to ask you out! I mean, come on! You’ve been obsessed with me and right when I like you back, you try to avoid me. Even though you think you’re just gonna make a fool of yourself, you won’t! I like you more and more each day and I’m probably gonna make a bigger fool out of myself than you are! So calm your balls, get up the courage to ask me out, and then we can live happily ever after!