I donâ€™t really hate them. I just donâ€™t know the point of them. So they can throw acorns on our property? Or so we can chase them, knowing weâ€™ll never catch them? Or so we can watch them run up a tree? Or get run over my car? Or see a flat one dead on the floor? Sometimes I think I could never live if squirrels didnâ€™t exist.