Yeah, youâ€™re doing your part to save the environment, but but do you think the environment is gonna help you when you hit a hummer at 45 MPH? No, itâ€™s gonna spread your green body all down the highway. They donâ€™t even have airbags, because thatâ€™s just more stuff they have to pick through to identify the body. Be smarter, drive a real car.
[Ed: Smart Cars do, in fact, have airbags.]