Smart Cars

Yeah, you’re doing your part to save the environment, but but do you think the environment is gonna help you when you hit a hummer at 45 MPH? No, it’s gonna spread your green body all down the highway. They don’t even have airbags, because that’s just more stuff they have to pick through to identify the body. Be smarter, drive a real car.

[Ed: Smart Cars do, in fact, have airbags.]