People Who Don’t Pick up After Their Dogs

I’m walking to work, dressed well in my best shoes, feeling like it’s going to be a good day, then—SPLAT—turn around, stomp back home, change shoes and outfit because they smell, arrive at work late and feeling like a total dumbass for some dog owner’s laziness. I hope their dog takes a huge crap in their bed when they’re asleep, maybe then they’ll learn how disgusting it is to start off the morning smeared in feces.