Things That I Hate

Stephanie Meyer

I hate Stephanie Meyer, she obviously knows nothing about vampires, so she shouldn’t have written a book on them. All she did was destroy real vampires. Let me make this clear, Mrs. Meyer: VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE… VAMPIRES DO DRINK HUMAN BLOOD. Dracula is a vampire, Lestat is a vampire, Edward Cullen is not a vampire. I’d say he is a fairy but that would be offensive to fairies everywhere. In conclusion, if you don’t know about something, don’t write a book on it. And again, thanks so much, Stephanie Meyer for completely destroying vampires… Good job killing something immortal.

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