The General Consensus of America
I hate you. You’ve successfully killed an “empire”. I hope you find yourself proud. If only you took the time to lessen your ignorance and further your intelligence—not drink alcoholic beverages and smoke drugs. I find myself struck deathly ill when I take heed of the others in my generation. Turn off the Lil’ Wayne, and crack open an educational text; turn off the MTV and please visit a library! I cannot believe you. Once again, congratulations! You did it! You’ve killed us.