Things That I Hate

Drunk Navigators

Okay, it already sucks that you got stuck being the designated driver for all of your alcoholic friends, but then it comes time to actually get them home. You know where your drunk friends live—you’ve been to their houses hundreds of times—but they still feel the need to tell you that the turn is coming up, the light is red, the light is now green, and the ever exciting “just pull over here, I have to puke.” Then the light turns green and you don’t slam on the gas immediately and peel out, which concerns your drunk friends because that’s what they would have done… because they’re drunk.

  • #58
  • score: 33+/21−
  • agree
  • disagree

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