Carnivore Eateries

Why is it so hard to have a few decent vegetarian options on your menu? I mean, can’t I even get a salad without chicken hunks in it? Seriously, eating meat three meals a day is not a biological imperative—in fact, there are a lot of people who would benefit from a meal of mixed veggies instead of a hamburger. I don’t want to convert anyone and I’m not judging you for eating what you want to eat, so, really, do you have to give me a look like I have three ears when I ask what’s meat-free? I just want to go out to dinner with my friends and find the happy medium between going to a hippie tofu joint or being resigned to the deep fried mozzarella sticks.