Things That I Hate

Fat People Who Pretend They’re Vampires

Don’t. Even. Ask.

Comments

  1. i have a fat person at my school who thinks she is a vampire and her name is hope she is without a doubt the fattest ugliest dumbest person who thinks she is a vampire ever

    • by bmac
    • 15 May 2010, 5:16 PM
  2. Truthfully I hate anyone who thinks they're a vampire because they're a dumbass...

    • by SnickerTwit
    • 18 May 2010, 10:20 AM
  3. I think it’s worse when they’re skinny ass chicks. Or worse: dudes. Thats the ultimate dumbass. A dude who thinks he’s a vampire.

    • by Mitchell
    • 30 July 2010, 8:34 PM
  4. I don’t mean to brag… but I am a vampire! My parents told me so! And they would never lie. So stop hating please. If you are jealous that Satan gave me these great powers, then please just say so and I will set up a meeting between you two.

    • by This is not Jon Putprush
    • 3 March 2011, 1:55 PM
  5. One of my best friends thinks he’s a vampire and he always tries to get me to let him drink my blood.

    • by Andy
    • 18 July 2011, 10:03 AM

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