Don’t. Even. Ask.
i have a fat person at my school who thinks she is a vampire and her name is hope she is without a doubt the fattest ugliest dumbest person who thinks she is a vampire ever
Truthfully I hate anyone who thinks they're a vampire because they're a dumbass...
I think it’s worse when they’re skinny ass chicks. Or worse: dudes. Thats the ultimate dumbass. A dude who thinks he’s a vampire.
I don’t mean to brag… but I am a vampire! My parents told me so! And they would never lie. So stop hating please. If you are jealous that Satan gave me these great powers, then please just say so and I will set up a meeting between you two.
One of my best friends thinks he’s a vampire and he always tries to get me to let him drink my blood.
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