I play baseball, but I suck. I have the best girlfriend ever, but everyone tries to break us up. I get a minor injury every year. A fat kid named Marco curses at me and thinks I’m his friend. I get called a nerd just because I’m in honors classes, but I don’t look anything like a nerd. Someone gets jumped every day in my city. I have funny videos posted on YouTube, but they only have about thirty views. I’m not saying I want to die, but I want my life to be a little better.