Things That Are Supposed To Taste Like Meat
I mean, if you want a hamburger, eat a hamburger, people. I can understand the vegetarian way of life and I have nothing against it in any sort of way. But why the hell are you gonna try tell me my way of life is wrong when you try and emulate it with processed grain patties that taste like cardboard and probably have the same nutritional value. Eat a Portobello mushroom sandwich or a have a salad, but if I get a sour face or grief from one more person for not having a vegetarian option at my BBQ, I am going to lose it.