Crumbs
Crumb? Why must you fall into my bra? It’s so uncomfortable.
People Talking About Their Relationships
It’s weird, icky, and gross. That’s your personal business. Especially on a public site like this. You want the whole world to know who you’re dating? Keep it to yourself.
Locker Room Girls
I hate it when after gym I’m getting changed and I turn over to tell someone something and they yell and say “Why are you looking at me?! I’m not a lesbian!†I mean, seriously? I have no interest in you! Relax!
Teeth
STOP GETTING CAVITIES!
Disney Channel
It’s really changed now. There’s no more cute cartoons like there were in the beginning. It’s just shows about teenagers having trouble with their love life, friends and family. And Disney stars like Miley, Demi and Vanessa, have taken some inappropriate pictures… so much for entertaining six year olds. I hate it now, and sooner or later, it’s gonna be like MTV.
“I’m not ready for a relationship.â€
How come after you broke up with me you got another boyfriend, then?
The Police
They always seem to pull me over for pointless reasons! Go fight crime!
Who’s There?
I hate it when I feel like someone watching me but there’s nobody around.
“Anywaysâ€
I hate it when people use this nonsensical word. You already have the word “anyâ€â€”do you really need multiple ways?
Copyright Laws
I waste so much time making an awesome video for YouTube, only to have the video blocked an hour later due to copyright issues. I put every detail in saying that I wasn’t claiming the song and that another person wrote it and I gave credit for them too!