The Twit in Class

Every class has one. Mine has a midget that swears and thinks that he’s the king of everyone, and that I’m his friend. I hate him to tiny pieces. One time my friend and I were siting at a cafeteria table and he sat down right next to me and he stayed there all day, even after we told him to go away. Plus he cheats off of me! It’s so unfair to everyone who actually studies. Even in primary school I had a class idiot that was fat, stupid, cowardly and could never come up with his own jokes. Whenever he copied someone else’s joke he repeated it for months. He’s still telling “ya mum” jokes two years later.