Not Being a Celebrity
It’s a great job and I don’t have it. I’d die to be a celeb!
Spoiled Brats
Okay so on Christmas I was at my friend’s house and a lot of people were there. Suddenly when I’m playing the Wii, this little boy comes up to me and commands me to give me the remote, so I say I will when I’m done. Then he kicks me in the knee! He calls his mom so I have to give it to him. Afterward I ask him if I can play. He says no, because he’s supposedly more special than anyone else (his words, not mine). At that point I hit the boy. Sure, I got into trouble, but if you were there you would have seen that it was totally worth it.
Adults Against Sleeping In
I’m on Winter Break right now, so I’ve been sleeping in until 11 lately. Everytime I come downstairs for breakfast I get some sort of snide remark about how late it is. It’s my break, I’m tired, so why am I expected to wake up at 6 like you? Just let me sleep!
When You Realize
I really, really thought sparks were flying between us, but now I realize you just looking at my best friend. She likes you back too. Great.
Friends Who Think They Can Do Whatever They Want
I know we’re close friends, but that doesn’t mean you can just barge in, eat all my food, play on my laptop on weird websites, mess up my room and then leave.
When Girls Say They Hate Their Boyfriends
If you hate him, break up with him, don’t just complain about it!
Sounds at Night
This is the second night this week I’ve heard someone shooting a gun. It sounds like it’s coming from right outside my house. I’m scared to look out the window to see if I see anything because whoever is out there might see me. Every time this happens, I’m scared that I won’t wake up in the morning, but then I always do, and I hope that doesn’t change…
Dead-beat Dads
He didn’t even so much as text me on my sweet sixteen. I don’t really think that would have been too much to ask. He ignores all my texts, even the ones where I’ve tried to tell him that I’m about to have surgery. If he wants nothing to do with me then he needs to say so instead of just acting like I don’t exist and he needs to stop lying about getting the texts. If he isn’t getting them, he is the only one. Nobody else has had any problems getting my texts. Some people just shouldn’t have kids.
Exaggerated Infomercials
When they want to sell you a couch accessory, they show someone in black and white looking like they’re in pain and suffering while sitting on the couch. It’s amusing but annoying.
Girls Who Go for Stupid Guys
Seriously, the only reason your heart has been broken so many times is because you keep going for players and guys with histories of being players. I know a lot of girls don’t deserve what they get, but I also think a lot of you know what you’re getting into.