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Things That I Hate is a collection of essays submitted by users about things that they hate. Injustice, stupidity, or just everyday irritants: all are welcome.
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Ppl who get mad
I hate when ppl get mad about stupid things and then rant and use the word irk and they rant about people saying people like this (ppl). I also hate ppl who get mad about twilight if u don't like it then don't reas it.. Point taken... If someone wants to say k in a txt then that's their problem, not urs so get over it, move on and don't worry about other ppl's buisnesses.
Dog Owners
Hate is too mild a word for dog owners here in Rome who just let their dogs take a dump outside your front door or in the middle of the pavement, and when you give them a dirty look they just look back at you as if to say “what’s your problem?”
People Who Think They’re Hilarious when They Aren’t
We all know someone who thinks they’re so funny, even though no one else does. If you don’t know someone like that, odds are it’s you! When you see someone like that, the nice thing to do is to “laugh” when they try to be funny. But if you “laugh”, it only encourages the person to torture you further with their feeble attempts at humorous conversation. So it ends up making things awkward for either you or them no matter what.
Chain Letters
Don’t you hate those creepy chain letters that tell you to do something and that if you don’t, you die? I hate those. They just make you nervous, put pressure on you, and make you look like an idiot whatever you do. Like now, I probably look like an idiot for typing this.
Politics
Show me a single person apart from Hilary Clinton who loves politics. Politics is a terrible thing, which brings people against each other, causes wars and slaughters and HATRED.
Pluto
It’s not a planet, so why does it still hang around our solar system? Get lost, Pluto, you are not welcome here.
Awards Ceremonies
The BAFTAs, Oscars, Tonys or whatever—they’re all overly-decadent, boring, false show-offs for celebrities.
Hitler
I’m sorry, but I don’t trust someone with a mustache like that!
Dozen Donuts
While waiting for a coffee the other day, I was the third person in line. As the first guy received his hot beverage and exited the establishment, the lady in front of me ordered a dozen donuts. This is not a complicated task, however, some decisions need to be made for people. If you’re an indecisive person or just stupid, get the quick dozen and don’t hold up the line debating between the jelly or glazed. Besides this, you had time to think about your selection before your order! Next time, let others who are getting small orders or look like they know what they want go in front of you, because America does not run on your stupidity, it runs on Dunkin!
Wireless Keyboards
I really haaaaaate it when my wiiiiiireless keyboard stttttttalls when I''''''m wriiiiiiiting a sentaaaaaance...... Soooo annoyinnnnnnng!!!!!!!!!
