Tall Men in Small Convertibles

Why would a grown man (usually of a mature age) think it is a good idea to buy a cute, petite sized convertible? Furthermore, what makes him think he is the least bit sporty or cool with the top down on a summer day when the top of the windshield frame is even with the bridge of his nose? If you are looking over the windshield and not through it, there is a problem.

Girls (and guys), do you remember the sheer aggravation of trying to fit Barbie into her cute pink corvette only to discover that her head stuck out of the top of the car? She looked totally disproportionate to her cool accessories.

Well men, this is what you look like. Totally out of your element in a car that was made for a 5'3" gal and her purse puppy. Please find a new way to cope with your midlife crisis or I may just have to run over you with my four-wheel drive pickup truck.