Being the Oldest

I was an only child for ten years and it was boring. I begged for a sibling for years, then when I was ten and finally had my own life, my sister was born two days after my birthday… Really? I don’t want anything to do with her now! And when I refuse to babysit, I get “Well you’re the one that begged for her! What, now you don’t want her?” Look, I stopped wanting a sibling when I was seven!