Eyebrows
My friends all made fun of my so called unibrow so I took matters in my own hands. It’s been a year now and I still only have half an eyebrow! Now everywhere I go I get asked “OMG LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYEBROWS!? DO YOU WANT ME TO PENCIL THEM IN!?†No! People! Leave me and my half an eyebrow alone!
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I hate eyebrows! Do we really have to have them?
You could always be like Whoopi Goldberg. She’s been running around for years without them.