Finding Jeans

I don’t have trouble finding the right size, but it seems like it’s so hard finding the perfect pair. When I try them on they seem good, but before long I start to hate them. Either too loose in the butt or too low, so if I bend everyone gets a good view of my crack. Then some are highwater-like, while others are too long. Then when I finally do find my perfect pair I find myself wearing them constantly and before I know it, they’re ripped or faded.