Facebook Addicts

Everyone’s a Facebook addict to some extent, but I really can’t stand people who update their status multiple times a day, every day. Newsflash: not all 534 of your friends care that at 11:00 you were “staaaarrrving”, at 11:15 you were hitting up Taco Bell, and at 12:30 you were hungry again for some weird reason and craving Chinese. Keep the mundane details of your life to your closest friends and stop annoying your online acquaintances!