Being Totally in Love With an Idiot
This guy is so hot, and I totally love him, but ohmyfreakinggod he’s so stupid. Everyday we flirt and stuff, then the next day he just forgets. It’s ’cause he’s always high and, like, there’s nothing wrong with that, everyone needs a little high every now and again, but when you’re constantly high and forgetting your friends… dude, sober up. Open your eyes, and let’s hook up.