Purple Robotic Monkeys Playing the Harmonica

I was playing in my room, minding my own business, when bam!, my sister came in and took my candy and threw it on the ground. I got mad and yelled at her to pick it up. She said no, so I said I would smack her fanny if she didn’t pick them up, and she still didn’t, so I did—and she picked up my toy purple robot monkey playing the harmonica and hit me in the face with it and my eye started bleeding and I spent the rest of the day in the hospital and I almost needed surgery.