My Grandmotherâ€™s Housekeeper
We pay you to clean the house, not give me advice on how to live my life. You say I â€œshould do a bit more to help out around hereâ€? Well, I say you have no idea how much I do for my grandmother! I drive her to all her appointments, cook dinner, buy the groceries, watch after four cats and a dog, remind her to pay bills and return letters, take phone calls, do laundry, and clean up the six days of the week you arenâ€™t here, all on top of going to school full-time! You want to call me lazy because you donâ€™t see me doing anything the one day I get something that resembles a break? Go ahead, but remember that Iâ€™m my grandmotherâ€™s favorite grandchild, and I can get you fired if you keep talking down to me.