Parents Believing the Little Sister

This is a true story.

My little sister said, “can I have your iPod Touch?”

I said, “no, you have your own.”

She took it anyway.

“I said you couldn’t have it!”

“I know. I ignored you.”

I took it back. She started hitting me with the TV remote. I stuck out my foot to keep her away and it hit her in the chest.

She then said, “Mom! Alex kicked me in the eye on purpose!”

And my mom said, “Go to your room! You’re grounded!”