Okay, so you text me nonstop for at least three months, then we confess to each other that we like each other, but everything’s still cool because we’re just gonna be friends because of the distance. Then you just stop. Stop texting, stop flirting on Facebook, everything. That’s cool, I guess—I mean I’m not totally crushed or anything. Psh—no big deal, right? And guys say girls are confusing.