When Pants Get Get Caught on the Toilet Seat
When I am using the bathroom, I always scoot back once I sit, and when I am done and I get up, the toilet seat lifts up with me and then falls, making a loud sound. When I do that at a public place and exit the stall, the people around look at me like I am some weirdo pooper. And my friends just have this awkward silence. Curse you, toilet seat that catches my pants.