Talking During a Movie

I hate people who go on and on about something during a movie. I hate people who turn to look at me every five seconds to make sure I’m watching. I hate it when they ask “did you see that?!” NO, I’M BLIND! Of course I saw it, you dimwit. I hate people who start explaining something to me or make unnecessary comments about the movie. Yes, I’m watching it, I know what’s going on. If I didn’t, I would ask you. Shut your yap.