Falling in Love with Celebrities

I don’t mean lame celebrity crushes. I mean actually falling in love. I fell in love with Matthew Gray Gubler from Criminal Minds. Everyone thinks that I’ll never meet him and that he’s too “old” for me. Well, I don’t care if we’re 17 years apart—I will marry him! I’ll even move to Las Vegas, because he lives there. You see what celebrities do to people?