Poker Players

I used to play cards a lot, and sometimes I’ll still sit at the table, but I’m sick of how elitist most poker players are. They all say they can read everybody like a book and if I try to pass off a lie they’ll call me out like that. Well statistically I’ve probably already lied to you three times during this conversation, and if you didn’t catch that then you’re an idiot. And you’re terrible at cards.