In the school talent show today, my friend and I performed a duet of “If I Die Young”. It was one of the very best acts and we’ve been practicing nonstop, and we performed it absolutely perfectly. Then after we got off of stage, I found out that my microphone was on mute and my friends’ was on extremely low. The whole “not being able to hear us” thing put us as one of the worst acts because that idiot eighth grader running the sound screwed up. Not my fault, and we don’t get another chance.