People Who Randomly Want Horses
Iâ€™ve been riding horses all my life and Iâ€™ve loved them for a very long time, but my friend said, â€œI want a horseâ€ and I asked her if she even knew anything about them and she said, â€œno, but Iâ€™m going to.â€
I want a horse, but I know how to ride and how to take care of them and all that stuff and Iâ€™ve known it all my life, but to decide you randomly want a horse makes me really irritated. You donâ€™t know half the things that I do and I dedicated my whole life to riding! Just because youâ€™re looking at lessons and you â€œknow what riding feels likeâ€ just by seeing Seabiscuit in the movie theatre doesnâ€™t mean you know anything! Seriously! Donâ€™t go around saying youâ€™re getting a horse if youâ€™ve never even seen a horse in real life! She seriously hasnâ€™t even seen a horse in real life besides driving by a pasture while on a road trip from California to Florida. Please! What if you donâ€™t like lessons? Besides, she will probably chicken out of riding because sheâ€™s skittish.
In short: â€œHorses are my thing and Iâ€™m going to be irrational and stupid!â€ She outright said that she plans on learning about horses, and thus has a legitimate interest in them. Stop flipping out and suck it up, buttercup.
(Also, I love the condescending â€˜Please!â€™ towards the end. It reaaaaally made me want to agree with you.)
Well, excuse me if she doesnâ€™t know a thing about themâ€¦ and oh, btw, itâ€™s been a month since I posted this and she has no interest in them anymore.
P.S. You should see what I have to put up with at schoolâ€¦ if you saw my reaction you would see Iâ€™m not â€œirritational and stupidâ€.