How My Parents Don’t Get Me At All

My mom thinks I’m this psycho teen just because I love the color black, rain, taking long naps, and the Beatles.

1. Black is a very comforting color. And it is like all the colors mixed into one. Black.

2. I love being wet. Rain give me that. And no one goes outside when it’s raining, which lets me be by myself where I want for a while.

3. I’m a teenager. Teenagers take long naps all the time!

4. Everyone loves the Beatles. I just happen to meditate listening to them.

My mother sent me to counseling just because I’m very artistic and different! Ugh! I hate that!