“Cute Potential”

I hate going shopping and seeing nearly two hundred items that I would immediately want—if they had been stitched different, or didn’t have sequins all over them, or were slightly longer, or slightly shorter, et cetera. This is what is called “Cute Potential”.

Maybe I’m overly picky, but it’s not that hard to design a shirt that’s acceptably cute.

It’s amazing—people have these huge fashion lines, but they seem to always screw it up somewhere along the line.

FORGET THE SEQUINS. I DONT WANT TO SHINE LIKE A DISCO BALL.

FORGET THE DOUBLE PLEATED HIGH WASTED PIN STRIPED SHORTS.

WHY?! I JUST WANT SHORTS.