Dogs and Gophers
Dogs are the most annoying creatures that have ever walked this planet. I get theyâ€™re manâ€™s best friend, but that doesnâ€™t mean they arenâ€™t annoying. My dog always wants me to play with him when Iâ€™m doing homework! Itâ€™s unbelievably annoying. And he always digs up gophers, so I hate them for being slow and giving my dog another meaningless activity that interrupts my homework time.
Who guides the blind? Guide dogs do! Who sniffes out bombs? Police dogs do! Who helps to find the missing? Search and Resque dogs do! Sheesh, if you went blind they would just give you a human! Not as loyal as a dog, though.