How Fox News Has Alerts All the Time

I love politics. I’m very interested in that kind of thing. I watch Fox news a lot. Sometimes I’ll be watching it and then I have to go to the bathroom or someting. So I go to the bathroom, and just as I sit on the toilet, I hear the Fox News alert go off. So I rush to the TV only to find out that the alert was something like a toothbrush speaking Spanish. Seriously? I was just enjoying my bathroom break when you had to alert me about something really stupid.