When People Interrupt You for Stupid Reasons
My best friend had just gotten hit by a car, broken both her legs and her pelvis, and told me to call help. I didnâ€™t have my phone with me, and she was too heavy to carry, so I told her Iâ€™d run to my house (which was only two doors down) and call an ambulance. I ran into the kitchen.
â€œMOM, ALLISON JUST GOT HIT BY A CAâ€”â€
â€œGuess what, honey? It was two for one taco night at the Mexican restaurant! I brought you back one.â€ And she smiled at me. I walked back to my friend with my phone in my hand and called an ambulance. My mom came running over and asked what happened.
I hate her.