Best-friend-itude

Seriously. You are all about telling me exactly what you want in a girl, all of the time, and you are like “waaah, woe is me, I can’t find love.”

Every single thing you say you are looking for is a trait that I basically have.

But I am your best friend, right? Yeah. I mean, you can’t mix the two things. Definitely not. Love and friendship? Two totally different things.

NOT.

I love you, okay?!?! Get over the best-friend-itude.