People Who Constantly Stalk You on Facebook

We all have that Facebook friend. You know, that one that is always online, always sending you messages, and “like”s/comments on every status update you post, even if it’s an inside joke that has nothing to do with them. They also might “like” it every time someone posts on your wall, even if they don’t know the person. They also “like” all their own comments on your stuff and “like” status updates that you posted 3 months ago. And when you post on someone else’s wall, they try to jump into the conversation. Yeah… I actually have one of those. A dorky guy who is in love with me.