People Who Wake Me Up for Stupid Stuff
I’m sleeping and having a really good dream, then you wake me up and ask if I’m hungry or if I can find the remote. First of all, if I was hungry, I would get up and make myself something to eat and, second, the remote thing: it’s 6 a.m. and if you want the remote, I’m not the one who wants to watch TV, you are, so you find it.