Do you wear t-shirts for bands youâ€™ve never heard of? Hear one song by a band on the radio and suddenly youâ€™re a huge fan of them? Say you love Twilight/Harry Potter/etc., even though your hands have never touched the books? Wear fake piercings? Post all this depressing â€˜emoâ€™ junk on Facebook and then act all happy in real life? Congratulations, youâ€™re a poser!