His Parents

My boyfriend’s mom lost her virginity at 13, and my boyfriend and I are 13. We spend a lot of time together—we hang out after school, and he’s met my family. Nothing too serious, except she’s paranoid that we’ve had sex. I haven’t met her, because she owns a line of cosmetic stores and she’s never home, but I want to so she thinks I’m responsible and haven’t done anything rash. She also thinks he’s dating me because he wants some action. Uh, nope…