Loudmouths on Buses

I see you. I see you there on the bus screaming your chicken head off about how so and so boinked so and so. The entire bus knows Person A’s entire life story, thanks. If someone tells you something, do the courteous thing and shut up. There’s no need to broadcast it to the world. If everyone wanted to know, I think the person would have said something. This is a bus, a place for public transit. The public doesn’t need to know your opinion about the world and, honestly, I don’t think they really care. So please, when you get on a bus please shut the hell up or my issue of the Boston Globe will be imprinted on the side of your face.