People Who Hate People Who Hate Twilight

Yes, people want to read and get lost in something. That is fine. However, when you get so lost in something that a girl will tell you “Edward Cullen wouldn’t do that,” a line is crossed. Edward Cullen is not real. He is a vampire. Vampires are not real.

Also, not only are girls completely obsessed, it seems as though almost all of America is. When you can’t turn on a TV without seeing a new show about vampires, another line has been crossed.

Twilight is fake. Sorry to kill your dreams.